".The first 2020 presidential debate is just a week away, and its topics have now been set.This highly-anticipated first debate face-off between Trump and Biden will be held at Case Western Reserve University and Cleveland Clinic in Cleveland, Ohio, and it comes as Trump moves to replace the late Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg on the Supreme Court prior to November's presidential election.Fifteen minutes will be devoted to each of the debate's six topics, and the event is scheduled to last 90 minutes.
Read more at.Expect Halloween 2020 to look quite a bit different than we're used to.The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.However, the CDC lists some activities that are "lower risk" and can be "safe alternatives" for celebrating Halloween, including carving or decorating pumpkins either with those in your household or outside with others while practicing social distancing, as well as holding a "virtual Halloween costume contest."

- An attempt to cancel.It's so unfair that they keep coming after Trump, armed with *tape recorders* and then have the nerve to play back his own words for all of us to hear.

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I also watch the sports match on a 7-inch TV from 500 yards away while wearing a full suit in the comfort of my own home.Wonder Woman has had enough, a camera exchange gets rough, iPhones keep giving us guff, what is with that cough, and much more from this wee...Only you can prevent gender, the end of Ford Summer Sales splendour, the politician sports fan pretender, the skies look like fruit in a ble...Seeing if the music is pleasing a guest, the Batman fails his COVID test, there are no boneless birds in a nest, virtual school rules should...Uh oh spicy, spoken word is dicey, a cheese grater is pricey, Melania looks icy, and much more from this week in funny tweets. HAHAHAHAHA. Protect him, Jim!This guy is really relatable.

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"As president, what would be your first executive order?" But this practice will soon come to an end, as the Library of Congress announced Tuesday that it would end its blanket collection of tweets at the beginning of the new year,Back in 2010, when Twitter was not an omnipresent part of the human experience, the Library of Congress and Twitter.The library is now only interested in tweets with "event-based" merit or tweets related to "themes of ongoing national interest." The Library of Congress is done archiving your silly tweets December 26, 2017 If you want a guaranteed place in the historical record, tweet now or forever hold your peace. This truly is some Twitter comedy gold. Hillary: [wakes in cold sweat] I had the nightmare again A selection of funny, weird, silly, and witty tweets. Bill: The Trump one?

This girl told me she liked to be teased in the bedroom so we laid down and I said her new glasses looked stupid and she starts crying. baby: d-d-d introverted reporters be like. Every week, it is our duty to spend obscene amounts of time scouring Twitter for the funniest shit we can find.

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T: i invented soap MEDIA: You're a monster Hier sollte eine Beschreibung angezeigt werden, diese Seite lässt dies jedoch nicht zu. The second debate is set for Oct. 15, while a third and final debate will take place on Oct. 22. Tamara Danz zu Ehren veröffentlichte die Band City 2004 das Lied Tamara. These people didn't fail to get a laugh out of us when we were reading over these tweets.

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